| menu item | description | price |
|---|---|---|
| hamburger | A delicious 1/2 organic pound beef patty smothered in catsup and served with extra onions | $8.95 |
| chickenburger | A scrumptious freshly-killed chicken breast char-broiled to perfection and served on a hoagie roll with all the fixins just like your grandma used to make | $12.95 |
| menu item | description | price |
|---|---|---|
| chocolate sunday | A deliciously huge portion of icecream topped with artificial chocolate and a simulated cherry on top | $4.95 |
| fried ice cream | ridiculously unhealthy treat consisting of fatty icecream quick-fried in lard | $5.95 |